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Kenny Rosario

Hailing from South Brunswick, New Jersey, Kenny is currently a senior at Cornell University, where he is fininshing up his studies in Operations Research and Industrial Engineering with a minor in Information Science.

In his spare time, Kenny likes to devour everything in site, crack miserable jokes, and strives to disturb the peace by talking loudly about the pointless happenings of his bleak social life.

Before breaking nearly every bone in his body, Kenny used to be a competative soccer and basketball player, but the combination of his injuries as well as the constant barrage of punches from fellow loudmouth Crystal Chen have rendered him useless. Thus, other than his feeble attempts on the playing field, in his free time Kenny enjoys being an avid follower of the Yankees, the Knicks, and sports in general, as well as training to ultimately overthrow Kobayashi as the world's greatest human trash compactor.